I thought that I would share with you an incredibly funny conversation I had with my friend Sam (posted with her permission of course). She's currently living in the Federated States of Micronesia in the capital city. Apparently there's not too much going on around the island so she's been going to the grocery store in serve for entertainment. Hilarity ensues...
Sam: i bought a bar of soap
Sam: called "Virginity Soap"
Scott: really?!?!
Scott: that's amazing
Sam: it says "A Natural Hygiene Bar"
Scott: weird
Sam: "A natural herbal soap that is used for maintaining feminine hygiene. It neutralizes germs that cause unpleasant odors and itchiness in the vaginal area. It has a cooling effect and makes you feel like a virgin. Use it as often as you can."
I'm surprised President Bush hasn't gotten a hold of a few crates of Virginity Soap to bring good ol' American values right into the showers of sexual deviants. Maybe one day, we slutty Americans will be as lucky as those in Micronesia.
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I think Bush is exactly why we haven't heard of this magical soap. Any quick fix to wash away the tangible and perhaps emotional stains of sex are sure to be on Bush's radar. And, as such, kept at a distance. Even items like condoms and contraceptives that don't use the guilt of sex to move product and that actually serve some purpose are on the Bush hit list.
To whatever company is manufacturing such viriginty soaps, consider yourself wiretapped.
my permission? way to blow my cover, scotty. this was going to be an awesome surprise gift for one of our friends who is all over vaginas this summer.
PS
use it as often as you can.
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